Wise and Naughty

Kamasutra says : 

• If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

• Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!

• Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

• Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

• What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

• 3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

• Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

• Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

• When a lady is pregnant, ​ ​all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".

1. But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".

• Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters.

• Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else.