CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
From the notes of the lecturer
To the notes of students
Without passing through the minds
Of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel
A feeling
You have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read
SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!
OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life
YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth
EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes
DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip
OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!
FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature
BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early
POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence
Later
DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!