Wonderfully Described Definition

CIGARETTE:  
A pinch of tobacco  
Rolled in paper  
With fire at one end  
And a fool at the other!  

MARRIAGE:  
It's an agreement  
Wherein  
A man loses his bachelors degree  
And a woman gains her masters  

LECTURE:  
An art of transmitting Information  
From the notes of the lecturer  
To the notes of students  
Without passing through the minds  
Of either  

CONFERENCE:  
The confusion of one man  
Multiplied by the  
Number present  

COMPROMISE:  
The art of dividing  
A cake in such a way that  
Everybody believes  
He got the biggest piece  

TEARS:  
The hydraulic force by which  
Masculine will power is  
Defeated by feminine water-power!  

CONFERENCE ROOM:  
A place where everybody talks,  
Nobody listens  
And everybody disagrees later on  

ECSTASY:  
A feeling when you feel  
You are going to feel  
A feeling  
You have never felt before  

CLASSIC:  
A book  
Which people praise,  
But never read  


SMILE:  
A curve  
That can set  
A lot of things straight!  


OFFICE:  
A place  
Where you can relax  
After your strenuous  
Home life  


YAWN:  
The only time  
When some married men  
Ever get to open  
Their mouth  

EXPERIENCE:  
The name  
Men give  
To their  
Mistakes  

DIPLOMAT:  
A person  
Who tells you  
To go to hell  
In such a way  
That you actually look forward  
To the trip  

OPTIMIST:  
A person  
Who while falling  
From EIFFEL TOWER  
Says in midway  
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"  

MISER:  
A person  
Who lives poor  
So that  
He can die RICH!  


FATHER:  
A banker  
Provided by  
Nature  

BOSS:  
Someone  
Who is early  
When you are late  
And late  
When you are early  

POLITICIAN:  
One who  
Shakes your hand  
Before elections  
And your Confidence  
Later  

DOCTOR:  
A person  
Who kills  
Your ills  
By pills,  
And kills you  
By his bills!