| 1. 老夫婦去拍照，攝影師問︰「大爺，您是要側光，逆光，還是全光？」
大爺靦腆的說︰「我是無所謂，能不能給你大媽留條內褲？」
2. 老婆語錄︰允許你喝醉，允許你勾妹，但晚上必須給老娘歸隊，
如果你敢傷我的心,傷我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三條腿打殘廢，
讓你的鳥鳥永遠打嗑睡。
3. 倆老夫妻某日吃晚飯時突發奇想︰「裸餐！找找從前的感覺！」
脫光後老太婆道︰「我還有回應耶！乳房還和年輕時一樣發熱！」
老頭斜了一眼道︰「垂到湯裡頭了！」
4 .四隻老鼠吹牛︰
甲︰「我每天都拿鼠藥當糖吃」；
乙︰「我一天不踩老鼠夾腳發癢」；
丙︰「我每天不過幾次大街不踏實」；
丁︰「時間不早了，回家抱貓去咯」。
5. 天是藍的，海是深的，男人的話沒一句是真的；
愛是永恆的，血是鮮紅的，男人不打是不行的；
男人如果有錢和誰都是有緣的，男人靠的住豬都會爬樹。
6. 當你在路上遇到狗的時候不要驚慌，要勇敢地與它博鬥，
頂多會有三種結果︰
一是你贏了，你比禽獸還禽獸；
二是你輸了，你連禽獸都不如；
三是你們打平了，你就是禽獸。
7. 實習醫生問老醫生：「為什麼你要夾一支溫度計在耳朵上？」
老醫生：「完了！我一定把鋼筆插在病患的肛門裡了！」
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